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sorry i was late for class the paparazzi stopped me in the hallway for a quick interview
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at what age do i just magically turn hot
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
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